Last one to post here wins

Walking for a minute, I came to the meet up point. Hopping in his car I made it back home without getting caught by police. Taking my mother's camera, I copied the pictures to a flashdrive that I would later give to the girl at my school the next day. I then carefully put the camera back in my mother's room where I found it. Upon receiving the pictures, my classmate kept her end of the bargain. It was all a smooth transaction until a week later when my mom asked me if my dad had borrowed her camera for something. I told her I didn't know but maybe he did. Then I hear her exclaim, "What on God's green earth is this!?" She then proceeded to chew my dad out who was highly confused. Luckily he was also extremely drunk so he just rambled back at her utter nonsense until out of frustration she gave up asking questions and the entire matter got dropped. Alls well that ends well! THE END

Okay, Gabe is the ninja now :D Good work so far! https://c.tenor.com/ljqoRRvsK8gAAAAM/cannibal-hannibal.gif

And they say can't have your cake and eat it too. You have defied it all good sir.