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I'm a good egg. A perfect little angel egg that never does anything he's not supposed to ;) But seriously. Freaking chickens. So much protein and a good volume of food from eggs with a modest calorie count for a great breakfast when doing an exercise regiment. You can eat those things raw, sunny side up, scrambled, omelets, hard boiled, on toast, use them to make cake and meatloaf, make mayonnaise, egg people/cars/houses (no don't do that), Easter egg hunts and painting, and tons more! And they're so cheap it's ridiculous. They've got healthy lean white meat too packed with that protein. They're tasty! There's tons of sauces you can put on them, you can bread them, season them, eat them rotisserie style, you name it. And they're cheap! A chicken lays tons of eggs, they can't fly away, you can chop them up and eat them, they're pretty easy to raise and cheap to feed, and frankly could probably be the answer to world hunger. Just send chickens all over the place. Instead of dropping crates of food, drop a million chickens out of helicopters. Did I mention they are cheap? They're so badass that even Link can't handle them. They'll gang up on you and peck your face. Does everyone appreciate how great chickens are now?

Sorry KitsuneKouta, after a 12hr drive today my eyes are quite tired and annoyed...I actually FEEL them so they're too tired to read all of your post. When we are born we are innocent, pure, clean. As we grow older we slowly lose our innocence bit by bit. Does that mean we grow dirty little by little?

Going by the example of Master Roshi, yes. Very much so. Actually, I remembered someone I used to know. She was an older christian lady, and was by far the most kind and sincere person I have ever known by far. And despite having her heart broken by her first husband and then losing her second to cancer, she was still upbeat, kind, and more innocent than anyone I've ever known. If she ever said anything she felt was even slightly rude (not even talking profanity. I can't fathom her ever doing so even as a joke), she would apologize to them face to face. So some people may grow dirty as they age, but her moral compass was so strong that she was completely unshaken by what life threw her way. I can only hope to have even a modicum of that kindness.

Did you know in the original book oompa loompas where actually black pygmy slaves? Knowing is half the battle. GI Joe, the all American hero!

Ladies and gentleman, Yaasshat! Book of random facts! I think everyone has some dirt on their person. It's what makes life exciting ;)