My girlfriend recently broke up with me

If I or maidenfan_198 are the "fucking necro bumping fool" yasshat I apologize. I saw the month but missed the year. You need to tone that shit down though. You're among friends.

Dude, best advice to get over a break up is try not to dwell on it. Don't take all the blame for what happened either. She clearly didn't support you writing fan fiction, the lesbian thing was a load of crap to make you jealous and her moving to Texas proves she could have put some effort into meeting you on her part. No offense but you needed to make more of an effort in listening to her problems and giving her honest feedback instead of changing the subject,women want a guy that listens to them about their day because maybe you have some insight into a certain situation she doesn't that you can provide. And do not I repeat DO NOT stalk her on social media because if she meets a new dude you are just going to beat yourself up like you are about the cuddling in real life bullshit. In the end just do you homie

Sorry for making this thread alive again XD Fun read :) But if by some instance I was a girl I'd ditch you in an instant too because of your reasons.