Would ya rather?

Hoping you guys find this as entertaining as my friends and I do, I thought I'd start up a game of would you rather. Just pose a question with two undesirable alternatives after answering the one above yours. Example question: "Would you rather as a hitchhiker look in the back seat and discover bloody clothing OR handcuffs and a chainsaw?" Example answer: Handcuffs and a chainsaw, because he could just be a kinky lumberjack. Let the fun begin! Would you rather have the CIA after you OR the Mafia?

CIA because it could stand for Crouching inside airplanes. :P Would you wrather wake up in bed, naked, with burger king sitting next to you saying you had it your way... or mcdonalds in bed with you saying you were lovin it?

Burger King cuz its more crispy hahaha X) and i like crispy things x) would you rather hicup every 10 minutes or sneeze every 10 minutes?

Hiccup every 10 minutes, cause that's hilarious, I know a friend who lost consciousness after sneezing too many times in a row, and holding back a sneeze kills brain cells. Would you rather: Be caught staring at someone you really like? or Be the one catching someone staring at you?

I'd rather be the one catching someone staring at me because then I could start overthinking and maybe muster up the courage to ask her out too. :P Would you rather: Go to school wearing nothing but boxers (and a bra for women)? Or Go to a public location playing strip poker? (up to boxers and bras only)

Strip poker, cause I won't be the only one to suffer. Despair loves company,or something to that effect. Would you rather: make a fool of yourself in front of a large public audience? or be completely ignored and socially out-casted?

Make a fool of myself because at least then people would notice my existence. :3 Would you rather: Make a mistake by arriving at the wrong place at the right time? or Make a mistake by arriving at the right place at the wrong (later) time?

I would rather arrive at the right place at the wrong time because i get lost and cofuse places al the time and its really annoying >_< And i m late always anyway X))) you are taking €500 to the bank and also €500 of your friends money to the bank to transfer to them. you have your €500 in an envelope and they put theirs in an envelope too! somehow your friends envelope goes missing.. would you rather give them your €500 or tell them their £500 is missing?

Give them my 500 euros. It was obviously my fault that it went missing somewhere along the way. Would you rather lick the floor of a public restroom or lick the bottom of someone's feet?

Lick the bottom of someone's feet because they might be that kind of person who cleans them. XD Would you rather wrestle with a komodo Dragon, or box with a kangaroo?