what is the most embaressing thing u ever did infront of an old or new crush i want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exist... ... ... ... But actually back in my senior year of high school a girl I was dating called me up after staying late for theater practice to come pick her up. I stopped by the gas station on the way there only to accidentally lock both my keys and phone in the car. I had to walk 7 miles in the rain wearing Converse shoes just to get a friend's dad to assist me pick my car's lock. 2 hours later and several angry messages received I drive over to my ex's house to apologize.

Cutting the cheese around him. *Face palm* though given how it ended I should have eaten proper foods when he visited me to cut the silent but deadly ones just to make him suffer.

I was waiting in line for food in the cafeteria in middle school and my crush was standing right in front of me. My mind was wondering and of course I was pitching a huge boner. The line moved but she stopped suddenly and my boner hit her backside. I vaguely recall her saying sorry but my face was mortified. I don't even know if I replied back because I knew she felt the bone.

"I knew she felt the bone"-arc XD

confessing my feelings the first time is always the worst

Hanging out at her place one time and destroyed the bathroom. And I don't mean it was kinda stinky afterwards. I mean that whatever I ate the night before had decided to compose (or rather decompose HA!) a five part dirge within my bowels, lamenting its fate and the horrors of this world only to unleash this mournful tune as a spiteful curse upon me as revenge for having eaten it. I was stuck in there nearly an hour and afterwards the room was haunted by evils not meant to exist in this world. A priest would be need to consecrate the grounds and bless the walls to undo the desecration inflicted there, but not having one on hand we just closed the door and left the ventilation on. Everyone there was cool about it and I didn't catch too much flak. And for my part I played it off as 'it happens to everyone at some point' and this was just really unfortunate timing. But I would have jumped in front of a train had there been one to escape the embarrassment at the moment. But I was too young to drive at the time so I was stuck there until my parents came to pick me up. Had managed to block that memory out till now. Thanks for reminding me.

In person used to blush and blush and shake...Then my crush called me disgusting and nasty lol. Then again ever since haven't had a crush in a long time lmao. Idk how'd I would act in person when comes to that.