Don't touch the no no's

^ Yee. Anyway, back on topic..... I don't think I could handle a guy who constantly makes shit up because it's out of habit, or he wants to look more badass, or both. I dated a pathological liar like that once... for about a week after eighth grade, so it wasn't serious. I hate his guts now but I keep it low-key, although his habits are out there in the open for anyone with half a brain more than him to critically think about what he says.

I can't date someone with poor hygiene, a bad personality (complete d-bag or such like), or someone that constantly lies. Trust is important.

-I won't be able to date someone if they cannot love during an online relationship. This is why I'll never date someone starting with a real life relationship. True love can exist online, you're just impatient and have primitive instincts.. -Won't be able to date someone who I cannot have debates with rational arguments. -Won't be able to date a girl who hides everything. Keeping things hidden and hinting them is okay...but staying and keeping everything to yourself and expect for me to guess them is stupid.

I dislike dishonesty, if you speak honestly with me I'll do the same, if it's on a disagreement I'll work it out. Poor hygiene isn't good either, and also someone who doesn't keep fit. Health should be important.

-Definitely the typical one everyone has about someone who's dishonest and cheats. -Someone who's judgmental and close-minded. -Someone who doesn't have goals or doesn't want to make change in their life. (I believe if you don't like how things are in your life you have the chance to change. Making excuses isn't cool.

My main peeves (and there's a lot of them) are: A) Clingy/Needy: "CALL ME! I must hear your voice every ten minutes!!!" B) One-Dimensional: "METALLICA RAMMSTEIN BADASS YEAAAAAAAAAAAH... Wait, what? Who the f*** is SHINee?" C) Disrespectful: (Has a conversation in Spanish with his Hispanic friends, looks at me, laughs, and never fills me in on the joke.) D) Inconsiderate: Knowing I love rabbits and bugs, then threatening to flood my house with repellent and shoot all my rabbits. E) Drugs: "Oh duuuuude, I'll be at the Sleeping Samurai late today; I've gotta get high and clean my room." F) Overly Protective: "I want you to be able to defend yourself, so I'll go with you to Starbucks so you can get your coffee in absolute saftey!" G) Never Listens: "I don't care what you say! My friend said wearing 50lbs extra weight 24/7 is definitely going to make me more powerful!" H) Cursing/Sexual 24/7: "What the f***, I was just watching this porn and s*** and it was so f***ed up, oh my f***ing god, but it really turned me on!" I) Uneducated: "Dude, I don't nede 2 spel rite, this is th 21st senchrie! Wut the fuc do I nede collej 4 aneway? Im gonna be a rock star!" J) Overly Judgemental: "I can tell you were homeschooled just from the way you act." K) Laziness: "I wish I could get motivated to clean my house, but you know, something always comes up and, well..." L) A Lack of Compassion: "Why should I wash that dog? She may be in my house all the time, but she belongs to my neighbor, not me. She's just going to get dirty, anyway. I don't care if she has fleas or scabs or if her fur feels oily and matted. She's not mine!" Not all of these are taken from people I've dated, but they are all sort of parodies of guys I've known in the past or who wanted to date me and I turned down. I also would prefer a guy who didn't want me just because I'm hot. I'm not a fan of guys who can't keep it in their pants. It's also mega-important that a guy actually work out and keep in shape.

1. I cannot stand cursing or blasphemy. It's ****** annoying, it makes ***** me ***** want ***** to ******* OMG ***** the ***** **** Geezus ******. Cursing isn't just a wild card or "IMMA ADIN EMFASIS!" phrases, they have meanings, please use them correctly 2. Lack of intelligence, and I don't mean not smart, I mean unable to think logically through anything. It's bad when it takes half an hour to explain stuff I reasoned out in fifth grade to a twenty+ year old. 3. Addicted to constant communication. If you can't survive not txting, phone calling, or being in a mob group for more than a few hours. I've only been on one date before, and she was on her phone and txting the whole time. 4. Someone who has to always be happy, or have me always be happy. Happiness isn't the meaning of life, it is merely an emotion; so don't treat it like a god. And honestly, sometimes I'm "happiest" not being happy, and I want to think about something other than myself or fluffiness. 5. A girl that needs constant physical contact and/or sex. I know that's weird coming from a guy, but I do not like the "reckless abandon, let's see where our hormones bring us" approach to dating. I'm sure I most likely like those things as much as the next guy, but I don't want chemical reactions and previous "stepping over the line" events to define my relationships. I am me, and you are you, that is sufficient. 6. People who think they're open minded. People are not open minded, they are close minded. If you preach that you're open minded, you're closed to the idea you're close minded, and will not accept that you may reject somethings because they don't suite your vendetta. And in closing, I don't like arrogant people. I don't like competition :p

Cant date: 1) liars 2) someone who cant respect my family. ( Dont have to like my parents or siblings but be civil to them. I'd never disrespect her family so I'll be damned if she does not treat my family with the same respect I'd treat hers.) 3) too introverted (sometimes its nice to go outside or hang out with friends.) 4) bad hygiene 5) does not like to communicate (not like on the phone 24/7 but talk to me you know~) 6) does not like to eat. (I love cooking so a girl not wanting to eat kinda turns me off...)

1) Liars (like most) <br> 2) Does not like dogs ... cant happen.. the fuzzballs are required. >_> <br> 3) No humor <br> 4) Overly sensitive.. Taking words of tease to heart and 100% backwards of what it means <br> 5) Games... here lots of people complain "She doesn't like me playing games". Well games are my lifeblood for adventure and I refuse to stop playing 100% <br> 6) No understanding of what Love actually means... like most of my generation <br> There are other variables but they are "You do that? ehh I'm not to worried about it"

a girl who confuses the hell out of me, acts ghetto or who doesn't get any of my jokes, doesn't have any of the same interests, like lets say she's all in to the ghetto rap thing and i'm a metal head who loves playing games and watching anime yet she doesn't and tells me that it's stupid and doesn't want me cosplaying, and even a girl who seems all cute and nice yet she was never serious about being with me