Lemme get dat number?

Gawd... my brother is the bad-pick up line king... -Hey baby, I know your tired b/c you've been running through my mind ALL DAY. -You wearing mirrored panties babe? B/c I can see myself in your pants. -That's an awesome (insert random article of clothing the girl is wearing) it'd look great in a ball next to my bed tomorrow morning. -Baby your eyes are so good looking you must have (insert whatever race /in our case Irish) in you,.. you don't? You want some? Those are some of his classics, other more recent ones include. -Baby your so fine I won't bother spitting game I'll spit the truth. -So you got a man? pfff what's he got to do with me y0? what's sad is that 1/2 of the time one or more of these lines will get him a girl to start a convo and usually after a bit he's taking her home for the night. I like to think most Otaku women are slightly better with their standards though somehow he pulls it off. And here i sit continuing to try and fight my way out of involuntary sexless-ness. lol

I've had this happen. I retaliated by being the creepiest dork the world has ever known. Although sometimes, they saw threw my facade. Saddening, really.

I'll drop some of my favorite pick up lines (don't think these work in life at all) "baby I put the S-T-D in stud... All I need is U" "do you work at KFC? Cause your breasts and thighs are irresistible" "do you work at subway? Cause everytime I see you I get a foot-long" "nice legs... When do they open?" "hey are those space pants? Because your a$$ is out-of-this-world!" I've always joked around with friends using this and we would just be going in circles telling eachother our favorites

Yes, yes I have had people try to pick me up with terrible pickup lines. here is a recent example: I said that I was going to be working out, so the guy told me that if he was there, he would work me out. Yeah...

Yes they were not pleasant experiences 1: Do you work at UPS because you were totally checking out my package 2:. If your left leg is christmas and your right leg is new years can i visit you between the holidays! 3:are you from the military? because you make my private stand to attention 4: there must be a mirror in my pants because I can see you in them 5: I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I bet I could make your bed rock

It looks like everyone's brought up most of my favorites Except: Will you be my homework?... So I can do you on my desk all night

People actually USE pickup lines? I thought those only existed in sitcoms and bad movies. Deep down inside, I've always wanted to say "Ey, nee-san, why don't you come hang out with us?"