Lemme get dat number?

All you have to do is tell girls what you really want like hey, so do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.

I don't use pickup lines (or make first moves at all, truth be told >/////<) and I USUALLY find their usage to be repulsive... But I keep finding really HILARIOUS ones online made using PokePuns. And I came to the horrible realization that if someone came up to me and said: "Did you teach yourself Flash? Because your smile can light the darkest caves." or "I'm going to need a Paralyze Heal because you've left me stunned." ...I would actually probably go out with them XD Unless they used, like, a Rhydon or Beedrill one or something... then I'd just knee them distastefully :T

Haha this thread is pretty funny! A friend used this pick up line jokingly "hey babe I make more money than you can spend!", though I believe he got that off of family guy...

Yeah, you just gotta love pick up lines. What I'm planning on doing at this convention I'm going to soon is just going around telling pick up lines to all kinds of random people. Here's the thing though... I'm cosplaying as Optimus Prime, and all the pickup lines are going to be transformers related. For Example... "If you like my Optimus, you should see my Rodimus..." "Hey, how about we transform and roll out on back to my place?" "I lost my minicon, can I combine with you instead?" "Don't take this the wrong way but I'm looking for a Headmaster". "I'll make ya starscream for more" and so on and so forth

My friend's friend dude: Hey can I have your number chick: No I have a boyfriend dude: Oh well I have a gold fish chick: so??? dude: Oh sorry. I thought we were talking about shit that didn't matter chick: *hands him her number* ._.;

Honestly I get nervous around everybody I meet. I just act like my normal, laid back self. I bring up topics like anime, video games, etc. and things always seem to go well.