Weird ways you answer the phone

i can't be the only one is answers the phone with something different than just "hello" let us compare the weird and funny ways we pick up the phone

Pizza Hut unless its really pizza hut

When my friends call and someone else picks up and hands be the phone telling me it is a friend i sometimes say, "this is who you are looking for."

Whenever my cousin's on the phone I'll always answer, "Doo~d!" At work I'll usually go, "Bonjour." And randomly I'll sometimes answer, "Talk to me."

Sometimes I really do answer with a meow.

If Im busy I'll be rude and say "wat the hell do you want." If i'm bored or hapy I'd say "moshi moshi." :3

I pretend to be from different countries. If they're telemarketers and I have a lot of time on my hands, I pretend to be a sweet old Mexican grandma who needs everything repeated twice. If I don't have a lot of time on my hands, I pretend to be Vietnamese, Dutch, South African, et cetera, and then mix it up by being really mean to them(because all they ever try to sell is my soul, my parents' info, or crappy gift baskets that usurp what was just mentioned).