no weekend plans

out of state no wife no kids. i have my hotspot on 5 dollars in my pocket and pizza in the freezer.... i wanna play a gameeeeeeeeee but not super long. i low key wanna learn DnD anyone on here willing to spend some time with me this weekend to introduce it to me? https://media1.tenor.com/m/Q3ITVxKQHmEAAAAC/vanitas-vnc.gif

I'd teach you, but this is the first chance I've had to sit my ass down and unwind. Been tracking rivers, recording evidence of canal infrastructure, getting caught up in small town ghost hunts, had to run over to Fairfield County Infirmary to banish 5 entities that weren't supposed to be there. Found a video online of a place 3 hours north of me where someone on dowsing rods was talking to my brother. (Same movement nuances, and codes he talks to me with.) So I have to drive the three hours to Madison Seminary on what shoulda been my day off just to stare into a mirror and learn the identity of a long dead Mentalist from a dark mirror ritual, and now I'm trying to get into contact with the psychic from the county infirmary, because this shit deals with something I got in the past with men in dark robes at the Whispers Estate, because I think Sarah was a victim of the Mentalist to silence her on behalf of these people, and I know it relates to something the psychic is working on. ...Hey, that would actually make a good D&D plotline if I wasn't so exhausted.