DNA Testing Kits

@a1ephy Around $100 (And up.), buuuuut... You are online and I'd say maybe just search on their websites?

@verucassault "Man finds out baby/daughter not his after 3 years of marriage. Surprises wife with DNA proof" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8RG2ThV10g Dad be like: "Daughter ain't mine." *Kicks her and her daughter out the house* FUCKING SAVAGE! https://i.ani.me/0335/4429/evilcat.jpg

Seems fake because she seems fake. And with a kitchen that small, asking for a 2 week trip to Dubai...I digress, Seems more like someone's fantasy than reality but even reality TV is fake so.... Maybe I just would like to believe after being someone's father for 3 years, kicking the child out would be more difficult than that.

What are you talking about? I gots to know if the pussy is fine or not. Pussy worthless if it not pure https://i.pinimg.com/originals/85/54/8e/85548e24c6b96db76cedc2703ed5b35f.jpg

Ze pure ... Or ze purr?

@verucassault My grandfather on my dad's side was kicked out of the house when he was 8 by his father along with his mother. And they WERE blood related. Of course this was the 1920's before the Great Depression when there weren't laws stopping men from doing that. Sooo it happens. https://i.ani.me/0338/5316/screenshot_20220912-185321-651_2.png As for my sister, the original man that raised her immediately had her put up for adoption when she was a teenager after a paternity test showed he wasn't my sister's real dad. https://i.ani.me/0338/5316/screenshot_20220912-185321-651_2.png Unfortunately a lot of men are cruel. Or savage as Aleph said.

The results came back. Unfortunately they don't differentiate British from Irish, so they lumped them together. Either way the combined total of Irish plus British comes to 75%. I am almost a quarter French and I have 1% Greek heritage. So I may very well be a lost son of Zeus, hehe! I am also less than 1% Jewish and North African. I am 0% anything else. No Italian or Spanish or any kind of Asian. Just good old plain white bread dipped in Irish whiskey and a tiny dab of Greek olive oil, heh! https://i.ani.me/0339/9051/screenshot_20221009-013537-601.png https://i.ani.me/0339/9059/screenshot_20221009-013732-072.png It's worth mentioning that my family history originated in France which is why I have 23%. I am apparently the descendant of Marie Antoinette on my mother's side and King Louis the 16th on my father's. After the French Revolution the surviving family that were not assassinated fled to England where they lived for a couple generations before settling in Ireland and eventually moving to America. I guess that means I am the remnant of France's dethroned aristocracy. Cool beans, heh! https://i.ani.me/0339/9062/screenshot_20221009-013831-364.png And apparently I am also a Neanderthal. https://i.ani.me/0339/9055/screenshot_20221009-013932-332.png https://i.ani.me/0339/9052/screenshot_20221009-013957-777.png

I took that test just for fun’s and seee wat my bloodline was. I’m just a pot of different things