I'm learning Japanese and...

Lesson 1: Stop screaming. The Japanese are a polite and stoic people. If you are screaming at them they will think you're a raving lunatic or drunk. It will conjure images of past warlords and samurais which will make them retreat into their shells and ignore you. Learn to bow in script form. Learn to pour drinks in script form. This is the only way you can become a master of Kanji.