The next step: waifu substitutions

Yesterday we established that most of us guys have a better chance of winning a national lottery then finding a waifu. So the next question is: What should we use in place of waifus? Please post your ideas be they serious or completely tin hat worthy here! MY IDEA: Lego Technic Life-sized Waifu Set! The Lego Technic series already lets you build everything from a working farm tractor to your very own Star Wars Death Star so why not waifus too? Imagine having say, a 50,000 piece lego set that lets you build your very own waifu! Add some Lego Mindstorms kits and you can have a fully programmable motorized waifu. Uwu!!! And if you get tired of your waifu, you won't need a divorce. Just rebuild and re-program her to your liking. FYI: I'm not actually into this sort of stuff, I just made this topic for funsies and out of curiosity to see what crazy ideas people would come up with.

Ah just like in Bladerunner 2049 except instead of a whore, it's legos! https://64.media.tumblr.com/d83ec0a84bba7a8fe02314853f9c6c0a/2b5b33dffdb4718c-93/s500x750/cf33500fcccb04f55014af5eb6137d450a27ba7e.gif

There is still the possibility of the south east asian waifu. If you can't win on the hardcore server, go to the noob friendly server.

@VerucAssault Nah, if you're looking for whores then this is the place to go. The crazy thing is, this is actually for reals. More bewildering is the cost sounds like it's close to what I would expect it to be for the real thing so just.... why??? I'll pass lol and FYI, I made this topic for fun, I'm not actually into these sorts of things. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/worlds-first-sex-doll-brothel-caters-to-those-who-dont-want-human-touch_n_5ad76787e4b03c426daa9249

Ah yes, when they announced this brothel my mind automatically went to the sanitation part of it all. I would not want to be part of that cleaning crew.

@Laffantion Japan has some really crazy stuff going on. I remember years ago some married the virtual girlfriend on their Nintendo DS. The DS was at the ceremony on a little white pillow with the game on it and they were typing things to the virtual waifu during the ceremony. I remember another dude there married his anime waifu. He all sorts of representations of her in his home, including a large sized waifu pillow to snuggle with and something that spoke with her voice. If there are dudes that are ok with this and with the sex dolls I mentioned earlier, imagine what will happen when the Japanese invent a fully functional sex robot. Men will be like, hmmm, go through thousands of hours of searching for a waifu only to risk divorce and losing everything I own or... go for virtual waifu who is close enough. Reproduction will immediately grind to a halt and human life will disappear within a few generations.