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aphatmonkey
aphatmonkey @aphatmonkey started Space Swan
aphatmonkey @aphatmonkey
Nov 01, 21 at 10:46pm
As a swan that is going to space in the near future, I could really use any advice. Please help
bob_loblaw
Triscuit @bob_loblaw commented on Space Swan
Triscuit @bob_loblaw
Nov 02, 21 at 1:44am
If you're gonna dive into a black hole to discover what Matthew McConaughey did, just make sure it's a supermassive black hole and not a "regular" one. Dive into a supermassive black hole and you'll totally survive and discover time travel, the meaning of life, and all of my missing socks. The singularity of a regular black hole is too close to its event horizon, so if you dive into one of those you'll turn into spaghetti. Also, spaghetti is one of my favorite foods.
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido commented on Space Swan
Ghost @kuharido
Nov 02, 21 at 2:18am
@aphatmonkey make sure to cover your head while sleeping. You might bump it on the ceiling cause of low gravity.
cac
CAC @cac commented on Space Swan
CAC @cac
Nov 02, 21 at 6:19am
Fapping in space might be messy.
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 commented on Space Swan
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7
Nov 02, 21 at 6:38am
Fapping in space means easier clean up
gabriel_true
Gabriel @gabriel_true commented on Space Swan
Gabriel @gabriel_true
Nov 02, 21 at 7:08am
Space is also a vacuum with black holes that really know how to suck, ha-ha!
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