No Nut November 2021

People say NNN is silly, but has anyone thought about the logistics of such an event? Remember in 2020 when tissue paper was scarce? Well thanks to NNN not only was it helpful in rationing those essential goods it also alleviated the burden of trash being sent to the dump! It's not just for personal pride that we make this Olympic challenge. We do it for the environment and our fellow countrymen! *cue patriotic music*

At least I'm not the kind of guy to use socks. Whoever that guy is is the real degenerate! Then again on second thought... That might count as recycling.

Multitasking in the shower to save tissue paper? Way ahead of yah. https://animebatharchives.files.wordpress.com/2019/04/12paradise-1-33.png?w=320&h=200&crop=1

Water is HORRIBLE lube. Just a public service announcement. Pre shower? Now we're talking. None of that hot water to rinse off, eggs aren't the only thing that congeal in hot water. I am kinda curious... Your body can not just store thirty days of semen, at most it's just a few days before you're at capacity. So, in saying that, NNN is impossible. At ease soldiers. Of course, if it's a matter of how one's body disposes of said semen that's the issue, well, best of luck there too.

Remember Yaasshat, I went four months last year, because my brother died and I was not in the mood. Bodily functions recalibrate to different biochemistries.

I went 2 months and maybe had one wet dream somewhere in there. Being around a bunch of dudes 24/7 made it hard to get a boner let alone be in the mood.