No Nut November 2021

Feeling weakness in the knees, fellas? More win for me I suppose, https://24.media.tumblr.com/33e7057ae294a92808af0244c05ba7c6/tumblr_mxnrc2NeGZ1rp0vkjo1_500.gif ah ha! ah ha! ah ha! ah ha!

It's actually quite easy to kill a boner at this stage in the game. Just read 11 year olds' fan fictions on watpad. Nothing turns you flaccid quite like Justin Bieber x Edward Collin featuring One Direction, the guy from the Lorax, and the predator. Oh, and for some reason it was scat. /shudder Not even a million showers could cleanse my soul of that. Trauma is a valid tactic.

Ew!!! Choco, what tempted you to read something that cringy? Were you that desperate to deflate your sausage without the hands on effect?

Day 8 Taking an ice cold shower to stave off undesirable thoughts. https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/the-shining-jack-nicholson-1619785645.jpg

Day 8 Progress Report: Time: 8:45am Status: Still in. Moral: Axolotl adventure. No work today... Great. I'll just be here... Alone... Might as well look for Axolotls in minecraft.

Green Day "Longview" When masturbation's lost its fun, you're fuckin' lazy! Bite my lip and close my eyes, Take me away to paradise! I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind And loneliness has to suffice. Bite my lip and close my eyes, I'm slipping away to paradise! Some say quit or I'll go blind, But it's just a myth. https://youtu.be/42BBdzzgPNM

Day 9 Progress Report: Time: 10:14am Status: Still in. Moral: Questionable Skyrim mods.

https://c.tenor.com/LDRLllDbXGMAAAAM/brock-lesnar-crippler-crossface.gif I'm tapped out. 10 days was the best I could manage. Welp, a deal is a deal. See you folks next year!