Total Disaster Date Ideas For the Above User

This is meant for goofs and not to be taken seriously at all Give the above user the most horrible unromantic and just bad date ever with you. It doesn't matter if the above user is the same gender cause this is just for laughs. Example: When I first met "this username" irl I haven't showered in 10 years and was afraid they'd notice but I walked up and put my best face on and said hey anyway. They noticed me quickly but it might've just been the odor, but I was sly and played it off saying I thought I saw a skunk run by when they wasn't looking and that was the smell username got a linger of. I mention that we go to a fancy restaurant that night but instead I took username for some some fine dining at Chucky Cheeses. Yes it was loud and yes we couldn't get to know each other well there but the best part is I didn't bring my wallet and username didn't expect they had to bring money so we got to know each other in the back washing dishes side by side. And yes peeps this is boredom at it's finest so if you are bored maybe just come up with something completely ridiculous if you want to join in....

I was excited for the date, we agreed to go at it. I offered the use of "The Pain Dungeon". We were in for a night of fun. Upon entry to "The Pain Dungeon" I placed down a drink and chillhouse accepted. It was a pre-workout powder mixed up. Now it was time to go at it. 150 pushups for the warmup, 13 sets of bench press, 7 sets of incline bench press and 7 of decline bench press. Then tricep extensions until we hit muscle failure. As chillhouse leaves in pain I wave and say, "Rest up, tomorrow is arms."

First off, he was calling me Astolfo the whole night. I get that's what most guys are looking for in a femboy, but I'm clearly a Hideri. Second, he insisted on being shirtless which got us kicked out of every restaurant we went to. But was really set me off was when he insisted on us doing a clean and jerk, the fucking animal.

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell how Audio's date failed spectacularly with me the Archon of Air! In Old Mondstadt born and raised At the tavern is where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And shooting some shots of dandelion wine like a drunken fool When a couple of Abyss Heralds, who we're up to no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and Grandmaster Jean got scared And said, you're moving with your Geo Daddy in Liyue so there! I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. And because I went straight out of town Poor Senpai was left without me around. Now Audio wonders what became of this flyboi that glides. Well it turns out he got married to Zhongli and adopted a son Whose name is Xingqiu. Then that was the end of this romance between me and you.

That's not how I remember it. I seem to recall this one going up to me going "buy me a drink," and when I tried to refuse he went "get me drunk enough and I make it worth your while." He then proceeded to drink every bar we went to virtually dry and not once did he get tipsy. Even Dione's insane concoctions weren't enough phase him. Eventually I got fed up and dropped him on the funeral parlor's doorstep and told that rich boy, "he's your problem now." Now I pursue a much more mature and sophisticated femboy that calls me his liege and discusses poetry with me.