They Are Injecting Me With AIDS

Sorry, I mistyped the title. I'm receiving my first dose of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine tomorrow. Before I die from spontaneous combustion and dysentery, let me make an account of these bleak few remaining hours. Currently I am 5'11, 160 lbs, and in dire need of a haircut. Other med history include me not having any previous allergies, medication, or injuries. I am deathly addicted to weeb shit if that counts towards a preexisting condition! PLEASE! If you never see me post memes again. Assume I have been assassinated and my corpse fed to the Democratic party.

you wont die from the vax, just from the economic collapse when wallstreet continues to spread fud about the virus and shorts the market while the FED prints more money, they you will have to pay back in taxes. :^)

dunno, my stocks were doing fine all through out trumps reign.. biden is spending money willy nilly and if he was smart, he'd hike corporate tax ONLY but we all know hes far from an ideal dem so he'll just fuck us too. They already talked about doubling cap gains tax

Then explain why the great depression was caused by a string of three Republican presidents and the 2007 recession was caused by Republican housing policies? Face it, you guys aren't as smart with money as you claim to be.