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They Are Injecting Me With AIDS

gilver

Sorry, I mistyped the title. I'm receiving my first dose of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine tomorrow. Before I die from spontaneous combustion and dysentery, let me make an account of these bleak few remaining hours. Currently I am 5'11, 160 lbs, and in dire need of a haircut. Other med history include me not having any previous allergies, medication, or injuries. I am deathly addicted to weeb shit if that counts towards a preexisting condition! PLEASE! If you never see me post memes again. Assume I have been assassinated and my corpse fed to the Democratic party.

audiosenpai

So are you stupid or just an asshole with a shit sense of humor?

gilver

I am whatever you want me to be!

audiosenpai

I want you to be an intelligent, mature adult.

reisenpai66

you wont die from the vax, just from the economic collapse when wallstreet continues to spread fud about the virus and shorts the market while the FED prints more money, they you will have to pay back in taxes. :^)

audiosenpai

Funny how the economy seems to go down whenever there's a Republican in office

reisenpai66

dunno, my stocks were doing fine all through out trumps reign.. biden is spending money willy nilly and if he was smart, he'd hike corporate tax ONLY but we all know hes far from an ideal dem so he'll just fuck us too. They already talked about doubling cap gains tax

audiosenpai

Then explain why the great depression was caused by a string of three Republican presidents and the 2007 recession was caused by Republican housing policies? Face it, you guys aren't as smart with money as you claim to be.

verucassault

I don't really think of Rei as being a Republican.

audiosenpai

Anyone who cares about stocks might as well be.

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