Political rants

>be a homeless man in Brasilia, the capital >bang a personal trainer's wife in the very car her mother-in-law and daughter are >be beat by the personal trainer >be famous in the entire country, since promiscuity is valued here >describe how you banged her to the entire internet and TV and as a bonus, diss her husband >be revered by old hags and 30yo thots because of your very sweet words >say you sympathise with the president >be invited by the president's party to run for a seat as a Representative in Brasília this year >president says is christian >that's you >a homeless fuck whose only talent was to fuck somebody's wife is probably being a representative in the country's capital >you live in brazzil >tank it or leave it

WTF I can't skip a line anymore? REEEEEEEEEEE

@arc thats me im shopping around for homes and seeing everything at half a mil even the ugliest houses are going for 300k

@nebelstern Man, Brazilian politics is on another level. Make sure you don't look him in the eyes, or you will fall under his enchantment. They've gotten smarter in how they hide their blow holes since back in the day, and these days, they can even pass that off as a kink. https://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/boto-640x473.jpg

Oh the irony. Conservative alphabets Lul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1xGlgFWxi0