Embarssing Stories

Share your embarrassing stories here. I'll start. So today we were learning about Potential Energy and its types, Gravitational and Elastic Potential energy. My teacher was solving a problem with the formula P.E=mgh. I saw him turn mg into W since W=mg. (formula of weight) Before my teacher started explaining, I went ahead and solved it myself without turning mg into W I got the answer. I stood up with the confidence of a thousand virgins and said, "SIR YOU'VE DONE IT WRONG" He told me to come and explain where he went wrong. So I stood up, went to the board and started explaining. I told him how we could've solved it by just using P.E=mgh. m=mass g=gravity (9.8m/s2 h=height I told him we have the height and since the object is being lifted and obtaining height, there's also gravity and g=9.8 m/s2 He stopped me and said, "Since you're going by the P.E=mgh Formula, that means there's also mass (m) . Where's the mass Mr. Sheikh." At that moment I had realized that I fucked up. And I sat down on my seat and the whole class laughed at me. Good thing it's an all boys school and there's no girls otherwise I wouldn't have showed my face there again. Now your turn.

Oo You have class on the weekend? https://media1.giphy.com/media/DsdVe5jhHWNC8/200.gif

So on 24th december I did a party in my house and everything were ok untill it were 5 days straight without sleep and food so I was really dying after it. My nose were bleeding i couldnt stand up by myself I was so ill I almost end up on ambulance but I was lucky somehow. I spend my new years in bed when all my friends was having a good time on snapchat story etc...

Lol, you mixed up gravitational (mgh) and elastic (1/2kx^2) potential energy. Since your fresh to the subject. That was a noob mistake. Your teacher explained the ideal spring with no mass (m). When he asked, "where's the mass Mr. Sheikh?" The smartass response would have been like, "well, there is not such thing as ideal conditions in the real world. The spring will always have mass." Then you'll see his face. The more you know. @amir_bahram

I got the best one. There was a time where I worked at a gas station on the 3rd shift. Basically me alone in a building stocking drinks in the middle of the night. So what to do but sing random hits from the 80s. Well one time I was singing the song posted below. Now when somebody comes in the store a bell rings so I know somebody is there. Well this time it didn't ring, I get up from stocking drinks still singing and I am met with somebody trying to get their phone to record a video as frantically as possible. Of course it had to be some hot chick. It must have been a sight seeing some 240lb bruiser singing one of the least masculine songs on the Earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM&ab_channel=BelindaCarlisleVEVO

In 6th grade I had to do a presentation on how plants reproduced and I had a couple examples on the PowerPoint and one of those examples was the reproduction cycle of a fern so when the teacher asked me what plant is that instead of saying fern I said sperm