Embarssing Stories

Embarrassing story time. So I just came back from buying groceries. I starting walking home when I was done shopping but I was looking down while walking. I didn't side a shop's front shade so I banged my head against the pole and I fell. Everyone there started laughing at me but I just got up and said, "some of us are tall, don't bring down the pole so low." and started walking home. I ran my hands through my hair to fix it and realized MY CAP ISN'T THERE. IT FELL FROM MY HEAD WHEN I FELL DOWN. I had to walk back and people started laughing at me more. I picked up my hat and went home like, "it's okay Amir just don't look back and go home. This never happened." I hope they don't recognize me the next time I go shopping there.

~Sit down because its story time ~ So growing up and still to this day I have a habit of biting everything when I'm nervous. So a few months ago me and my friends went to go to the beach. Fine so far right? So I was going deeper into the water. I got a bit neverous of being completely submerged under the water. So I start biting on the tie to my bikini strap. I finally stopped be a wuss anf went completely in the water. 5 to 7 minutes later I got hungry and my friend said it was time to eat anyway. So I start coming out of the water and my friend norbie is telling me to go back in the water . I was confused but then when I got more out of the water I noticed my chest felt unusually cold. I looked down and the top to my bikini had fallen off. So another long story short I stayed in the water for like 3 minutes looking like an I do it till one of my friends lent me a spare shirt.