Teleporting Donkeys 4 HIRE

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Teleporting Donkeys 4 HIRE
Eh Ban me @tsunpaper
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You need a teleporting donkey. They teleport and can help you.
Hire one today!

yaasshat @yaasshat
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yaasshat @yaasshat
I'd prefer the talking ass from the bible, thanks.

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Teleporting Donkeys 4 HIRE
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B-but teleportation.....

elhaym @elhaym
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Teleporting Donkeys 4 HIRE
elhaym @elhaym
If I read donkey I was thinking about donkey kong. My bad~

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Teleporting Donkeys 4 HIRE
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XD
Honestly a teleporting Donkey Kong would be terrifying!

elhaym @elhaym
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elhaym @elhaym
Donkey Kong to the rescue?
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Teleporting Donkeys 4 HIRE
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I mean if he could teleport then maybe he could stop the flamingos on the moon

elhaym @elhaym
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elhaym @elhaym
don't interrupt the moondancing flamingos on the moon - that would bring bad luck!

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Teleporting Donkeys 4 HIRE
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I mean It would be Donkey Kong that would be doing that yes?

elhaym @elhaym
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elhaym @elhaym
I smell a trick question
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