Inappropriate things to say at a funeral?

Arc @arc started Inappropriate things to say at a funeral?

Nov 13, 20 at 7:47pm

Picture being at a funeral, and it is your turn to go up to the podium and say some words about the dearly departed. What would be some inappropriate things to say? Memes would be greatly appreciated.

Dyadka Yar @dyadka_yar commented on Inappropriate things to say at a funeral?

Dyadka Yar @dyadka_yar

Nov 13, 20 at 7:49pm

Just start singing this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU&ab_channel=Karekristensson

Arc @arc commented on Inappropriate things to say at a funeral?

Arc @arc

Nov 13, 20 at 7:52pm

omg that would be so incredibly offensive lol

Gabriel @gabriel_true commented on Inappropriate things to say at a funeral?

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Nov 13, 20 at 8:01pm

This was all an elaborate scam to commit insurance fraud. Jeff and I were supposed to split the money after arranging a new identity for him, but... *pulls out gun and shoots the corpse in the head* I'll be keeping the full payout. Oh and before I forget, be sure to sign the guest registrar so I know what witnesses need funeral arrangements of their own. Good-day, God Bless!