Weird dreams

I wouldn't do that even if I could.It might be time to take a breather if you're dreaming about this place.lol Even if it were you, I wouldn't think that of you.

(Refraining from mentioning Giorno coz this thread says "Weird dream") but get this. I remember it like this. Some celebrity had a kid, but hell no she didn't want that thing. Outta nowhere here's this famous arse lady with a brand new kid, which she somehow sneaks into my bag amidst the swarm of fans/simps/etc. Of course I noticed right away. Babies are light but not *that* light. So I somehow got stuck with raising some mystery ladies kid. And that was the end.

I had a dream that a guy with prosthetic arm and another prosthetic arm that was also a drill had tied me up to a chair. He said he just wanted to record a video and he won't do anything. But he started shaving my head really fast with a razor blade. I managed to get away and hit him and ran away. I looked in the mirror and he had shaved half of my head. The shaved part was covered in red bumps. I ran out of that place. When I got out, it was like my part of the city had merged with another part of the city. I recognised a bakery and billboard from my area but the streets looked like they were from another area. It looked like it was early in the morning. Most shops were closed. I was running around trying to look for something to cover my head with. I couldn't find anything so I ran back home where I got a video call from that guy. He called me a psycho for hurting him (bruh you tied me and shaved my head XD) and then he said "You're just like me kid. You're a drone". Very weird dream. Also drone???

I had a dream I was in a world with Transformers and Mortal Kombat characters were there too XD. Me and this girl had to hide something from the Decepticons and we hid it in the toilet. They didn't find it. Then for some reason we were on a talk show with that guy Pierce Morgan and for some reason the toilet was also there. Idk what he noticed but he decided to look inside the toilet and found the thing we hid. So I took it out and ran away but then AARON BLACK FROM MORTAL KOMBAT pulled up in a car and told me to hand it over. Then autobot showed up and told me to and the car Aron Black was in turned into a decepticon and they started fighting and then like 3 more decepticons and autobots showed up and they started fighting and we were winning until one decepticon showed up and started shooting everybody and I was hiding but he almost found me and then I saw myself from the third person and I WAS JINX FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS AND I ran away and I don't remember what happened next. Clusterfuck of a dream XD

I had not just a dream...but a NIGHTMARE! Where...idk if it was mind control, the population started dying out, an experiment of all of the above? In the dream I was getting married off to-gag-my eldest brother, but in the dream my family and I acted mindlessly, like we were being controlled. I'm the dream I couldn't control my own actions but I had my own consciousness deep down, I just couldn't act on it, a whole bunch of fancy looking individuals were gathered outside clapping for our soon to be "happy" marriage. But, I had moments in said dream where I'd snap out of whatever control I was under to try and get my family to realize what was happening. Anywho, the people were clapping and cheering for us as we went to sit inside the limousine that awaited us, and when we were alone my conscience came back to me and I immediately shook my eldest brother trying to get him to come back to himself and realize what was happening. I saw some recognition and awareness flash in his eyes but then he shut down again, the driver looked displeased with my behavior and murmured something into his earpiece and then I woke up horrified and disgusted XD

If i do have a dream, it's not a good thing.. lately i've been having a lot of them. Like wandering around in darkness with laughter in the background, no matter what i can't get away from it.

So, I dreamed I opened my pinterest to find porn. Not just the Pokémon fanart, and Joshu, but just straight up porn. Not even pokemon hentai. Just regular old porn. The ads were normal though, thankfully. I kept scrolling, not because I liked it, but because I was wondering if I'd ever see Cinderace's cute lil face on there again. I was destroyed. I was not a happy Curly.

Do astral experiences count? There have been times I thought I was lucid dreaming only to run into something that wasn't part of my consciousness. I've likewise had things try to hag me before, one sleep paralysis experience (It ran away as soon as I used my energy to slowly turn my head, then flared up my aura for a fight.) and my brother has intigrated himself in a few dreams. One where he took the form of a llama with a party hat and was chasing me around and jump scaring me. And a few where he explicitly expressed that "It may feel normal now, but as soon as you wake up, this is going to be weird." Oh yeah, there was this one time I thought it was my brother, but it turned out to be some hostile entity. It was going to try to hunt me, so I changed the sky to rainbows and sunshine, made it rain cats, and started shooting heart shaped beams of love everywhere. The creature went apeshit, so I chased it down to give it a hug. I woke up on contact. It was so fucking scared. Funniest shit ever. If you know lucid dreaming, it's actually pretty easy to parse what is of your mind and what isn't. You can make your cognitions do whatever you want them to. Other entities? Even though your mind gives them shape, they don't exactly behave in a predictable manner. Most are harmless. And more often than not, that thing hunting you down is of your own mind. The guy watching it unfold at a distance however? That's the one you should test for.

Most of my dreams revolve around me being in high school and almost graduating (despite me graduating in 2018). It's a constant cycle of me near failing certain classes (usually English) and I start panicking, thinking I'll be held back. It's funny because I was a straight A student in my senior year, had a 4.5 weighted GPA, and was the top of my class. But during that time I was very depressed, stressed, and dealt with severe imposter syndrome, so I guess the trauma of that has permanently screwed my dreams up lol.