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This story format for this story is 4 words per post, this rule must be copied over: Mufasa couldn't believe it, that his son had refused to nail Nala, who had been begging for a simp lord to call her Queen when she steps on his balls for being not a sith lord. The dark side was a son of a jar jar Binks, whom nazis have taken care of before he could genocide the Jewish jedis by nuking their houses with gas nuclear bombs and kidnapping all of the girl scout cookies by summoning their stands and therefore unleashing their sales potential among officers whose power was enough to defeat Dio sama by reciting the words " Morte per Dio Dio!". But right when he was about to unleash the promised unlimited power truck-kun appeared and ran over him with a force strong enough to obliterate every single roach within 5 mile radius. Hitler-chan summoned his generals Corona-chan, Trump-kun and Kim-kun to give him intimacy in place of fegelein for a passionate vacation. Meanwhile Jar Jar Binks stuffing his mouth with 3 big fat lollipops made of bathwater from his own diarrhea which gave him allucinations and caused him to climb on a tree which he thought was the very peak of Mount Everest, he then decided to jump off doing a leap of faith while the planet was at the edge of paradise, becoming the Utopia it was meant to be for Catholicism. But as always, Islam had to ruin it. They used their explosives to blow up churches and to bang those Jewish hookers in the orgy party organised by the LGBT. Unfortunately they didn't expected the Spanish inquisition. No one expects the jojo stands breathing fire to burn infidels who will be serviced to the nazis who will turn them into dark lords of the secret submissive BDSM chambers which had all sorts of 18 naked cowboys and tied up Latinas. They were crying aroused and very thirsty for some holy water because e-girls didn't sent nudes. They wanted to purify amir's 72 Muslim virgin's cuz they did anal with no condoms. Stalin was intrigued to hear that Adolf Hitler was pregnant from his concubine. So he sent Jar Jar Binks to execute his concubine. But Jar Jar Binks didn't have them ballz to do the job. He was high on drugs when he had to do with all the Jedi, the ultimate battle. They slaughtered nazis while sucking on them loli tities because they were high on codeine, ketamine, crack which was rubbed all over the lolies chests. The loli police arrived shouting "Traps are not allowed" and started shooting coccaine up their bumhole. The jedis deflected them and decapitated them with their dildo light sabers. The Nazis suddenly launched a cleansing of Romania, by extermination. The Romanians sent gypsies to die of malaria in turkey. After the gypsies died, the Romanians were relieved but Shenron was summoned by the Nazis to obliberate the Jedi's that killed Krillin cause he tried to rape Bulma. Vegeta, in his rage Called the Jedi's to assasinate Trump. Trump pissed on the LGBT flag which made KIm horny. Kim deflected the Jedi's by showing off his hairy fat man nipples folder on his computer with pics of himself. Buuut shenron wasn't impressed, but got a boner, shenron suicides by embarrassment. He couldn't live anymore. Goku was still powering up, but after 3 days he finally errected a long pillar of humungous proportions and named it Ultra Instinct Super Sayan. After finally achieving UISS he furiously masturbated to Vegeta Goku fanfiction. And when he came he realised he was spyed by Boku no Pico. Just as he was about to clean-up someone jumped his cock and to his surprise it was Vegeta. Their Cocks clashed, it was so powerful the earth was shaking, there were cracks opening and people were dying. It made a blackhole which spat out Bulma. "She's back!" Vegeta said. Bulma still mesmorised after the sight of the huge camel toe showcased and didn't know how

Ah this is the thread I was looking for. I laughed so much here. I'll start When Saddam Hussein

Let's make it three word to give it more flexibility; When Saddam Hussein bought his pc