this is like the first thing i ever posted on here back in 2016 lmao
Peasants in da memeland empire are rising up. Dis insubordination shall not stand! Squash dem like bugs. Take no prisoners!
Sono il gambero that killed la tartaruga
if i like a game,
i'll snort it up like cocaine.
hoard items like a jew,
until i got nothing else to do.
and if i find another game..
i'll do another line..
i'm a criminal on an international level,
i've mixed mexican condiments with asian food, and mexican condiments with italian food.
gettin high, if im not already
i just squirted juice all over me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
guys, do not kill urselves because of a girl.
kill urselves because ur gov is shit