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swadian
Jun 23, 20 at 2:49pm
Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs. Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there, his name was Obergruppenführer Hans. The smell spread, like a gas on the chamber, one of them shouted in german: "WER WAR DAS?!". The Officer pointed at the officers which then pointed their guns at Obergruppenführer Hans. And yelled sieg hail, while the Obergruppenführer Farted once more. They executed him. Then peed him, than he got raped by dwarves,that got shot for being jewish by the Muslim extremist Amir Bahram, he had no better thing to do, yet, he had no regrets. Amir purchased some, red gucci carpets with Ottoman flags. But the Nazis took them away to promote Nationalism. Amir became Nazi. He didnt like being muslim, so he converted to Nazism and joined the NSDAP. Dio was there too. Amir tried to get a stand but Dio shouted, shouted A WARUDO, immedately Amir trembled and shat himself, his father looks
laffantion
Jun 23, 20 at 2:50pm
Six poor blacksmiths bizarre advantures, a Maiotaku Saga should be the title of this
amir_bahram
Jun 23, 20 at 2:50pm
Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs. Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there, his name was Obergruppenführer Hans. The smell spread, like a gas on the chamber, one of them shouted in german: "WER WAR DAS?!". The Officer pointed at the officers which then pointed their guns at Obergruppenführer Hans. And yelled sieg hail, while the Obergruppenführer Farted once more. They executed him. Then peed him, than he got raped by dwarves,that got shot for being jewish by the Muslim extremist Amir Bahram, he had no better thing to do, yet, he had no regrets. Amir purchased some, red gucci carpets with Ottoman flags. But the Nazis took them away to promote Nationalism. Amir became Nazi. He didnt like being muslim, so he converted to Nazism and joined the NSDAP. Dio was there too. Amir tried to get a stand but Dio shouted, shouted A WARUDO, immedately Amir trembled and shat himself, his father looks, " I'm disappointed son "
amir_bahram
Jun 23, 20 at 2:50pm
Yeah what happened to those blacksmiths?
kyros96
Jun 23, 20 at 2:52pm
well well.. idk new story when? with 4 words maybe + context related rules
swadian
Jun 23, 20 at 2:52pm
Let's wrap it up today and begin the 4th word one tomorrow
kyros96
Jun 23, 20 at 2:53pm
was fun tho, especially when they lowered their guns, in silence and then hearing a loud fart. and then the second fart xD and then suddenly the execution xDD
kyros96
Jun 23, 20 at 2:55pm
i was so cracking up with all that xD
kyros96
Jun 23, 20 at 2:55pm
was laughing like an idiot xD
amir_bahram
Jun 23, 20 at 2:56pm
It started with six poor blacksmiths and ends with me shitting myself.
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