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kyros96
Jun 23, 20 at 2:04pm
Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs. Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there, his name was Obergruppenführer Hans @ncsistjaboy. The smell spread, like a gas on the chamber, one of them shouted in german: "WER WAR DAS?!". The Officer pointed
amir_bahram
Jun 23, 20 at 2:04pm
Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs. Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there, his name was Obergruppenführer Hans @ncsistjaboy. The smell spread, like a gas on the chamber, one of them shouted in german: "WER WAR DAS?!". The Officer pointed at the officers
kyros96
Jun 23, 20 at 2:05pm
edit xD delete the tag, else hes gonna get a notification for every time we post it xDDD
ncsistjaboy
finila somebody is interested me, dont destroy it XD
kyros96
Jun 23, 20 at 2:05pm
lul
kyros96
Jun 23, 20 at 2:06pm
ix poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs. Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there, his name was Obergruppenführer Hans. The smell spread, like a gas on the chamber, one of them shouted in german: "WER WAR DAS?!". The Officer pointed at the officers which then pointed
glinz
Jun 23, 20 at 2:12pm
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swadian
Jun 23, 20 at 2:13pm
Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs. Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there, his name was Obergruppenführer Hans. The smell spread, like a gas on the chamber, one of them shouted in german: "WER WAR DAS?!". The Officer pointed at the officers which then pointed their guns at
kyros96
Jun 23, 20 at 2:13pm
jo, don't wanna be a dickhead. but at least make sure the sentence is grammatically correct and makes somewhat sense given the current described situation.
glinz
Jun 23, 20 at 2:14pm
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