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darkness_anger @darkness_anger
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Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs.
Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from e
Pirate-san @kyros96
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Pirate-san @kyros96
ayye xD the story contines <3
darkness_anger @darkness_anger
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darkness_anger @darkness_anger
The* my bad
Amir @amir_bahram
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Amir @amir_bahram
Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs.
Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there
DEACTIVATED @swadian
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Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs.
Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there, his name was
Pirate-san @kyros96
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Pirate-san @kyros96
Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs.
Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there, his name was Obergruppenführer Hans @ncsistjaboy.
Amir @amir_bahram
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Amir @amir_bahram
Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs.
Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there, his name was Obergruppenführer Hans @ncsistjaboy. The smell spread
brr brr deng @ncsistjaboy
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brr brr deng @ncsistjaboy
Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs.
Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there, his name was Obergruppenführer Hans @ncsistjaboy. The smell spread, like a gas
DEACTIVATED @swadian
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Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs.
Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there, his name was Obergruppenführer Hans @ncsistjaboy. The smell spread, like a gas on the chamber
Amir @amir_bahram
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Amir @amir_bahram
Six poor blacksmiths wanted some work from cheap prostitutes, so they went towards the city to search for a cheap brothel that hired midgets with no neck that wanted some old fashioned Quran because they were tired of getting made fun of. Needing to fix their assault rifles to go to proclaim a jihad and take back the Holy Land from drunk Vikings whom threatened to take over the holy bathwater of The Prophet Muhammad using his stand filled with dolls of the fallen bridge which he used to promote his lust at the brothel when he saw busty Thai shemales, he approached them as fast as his gigantic balls swelled. But then the youngest blacksmith has had an erection from seeing George Bush's bush. The others seeing Dio flexing around decided to become the same and began flexing themselves. But the youngest had a bad diarrhea so he pulled down his bathwater from gangsta and spilled his jizz all over it and drank it. After, his mom seeing how horny the blacksmith was jerking off she disowned him and his dad. But then out of nowhere a free Kosovo state decided to become a huge brothel supplying them with a Job that required expert handjobs.
Finally being able to afford food and cheap prostitutes they got AIDS and also they decided to steal lingerie from their workplace. However, after they visited his manager to show their AIDS infested bodies without shame he had called the waffen ss. Once they arrived the blacksmiths were acting innocent because you don't upset Nazis. The Waffen SS were disgusted by the filthy dwarves and decided to execute them immediately. Pointing their Guns at their foreheads, but they couldn't. Time slowed down, they lowered their weapons, they heard a really loud fart coming from a officer stationed there, his name was Obergruppenführer Hans @ncsistjaboy. The smell spread, like a gas on the chamber, one of them
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