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Amir @amir_bahram
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Amir @amir_bahram
I'm the STD in stud now all I need is U

Mountain Curly @forgetmenot
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Mountain Curly @forgetmenot
Are you bubbles? Coz I wanna blow you.

Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Gabriel @gabriel_true
Gurl those safety features of yours are clearly rated top of their class. I don't need to worry about running into you cause those airbags will keep my head and neck secure!
Even from behind, if I rear end ya, I know that back bumper has got solid shock absorbsion.

Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying
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Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying
Roses are red, Rose is my middle name. So I don't need to buy you roses since I'm a Rose already (fyi I'm not saying that just for this XD. Rose is my actual middle name lol)

Arc @arc
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Arc @arc
Damn, I came up with this one a little bit too late!
Hey girl, is your name Carona? Because you take my breath away...

Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Gabriel @gabriel_true
If I were a drug test you would fail.
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Because you're an addiction I can't ignore!

Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Gabriel @gabriel_true


Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Gabriel @gabriel_true

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