Anonymous Confessions ~The Return~

But I already know the how's to? If anything I'm usually the one complaining and asking them to be more clean and concise on their tongue works ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ Feels kinda nasty to get my face and nostrils licked by their tongues while they were supposed to be in my mouth

1257. If you met someone you liked, but then found out they had an incurable disease and might die in the next 6 months. (Also might not.) Would you still talk to them/date them? [Life is a mixed bag, there's too little time to live in regret from not taking risks]

1258. Ngl i feel pretty defeated dating wise. I feel with every girl that has hurt me, i sort of closed myself off. I just realized i am taking less chances on trying to meet new people. I still want to meet that special someone but i dont really wish to let more people in my life.

1259. still waiting on covid 19 to become zombie virus

@1257 Dying alone is scary Why not join them? That's just me, otherwise why not? Everyone deserves love right? https://youtu.be/DKWJLYNiM4c

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