Tournament of BOWER!!!

I rolled 5!! -Tal's aerial controlled blades stab into Pirate's pet spider ripping it in half causing him to cry- Pirate has 2 lives now

but that's fine. cuz it's Double attack special time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUTYg0YBm1I attack 1

Oh no!! I rolled 1!! Critical Strike by Pirate onto Tal!!! Q.Q -The Slavic Cannon busts through Tal's swords and armor blasting her across the country into Russia, Tal is no where to be found- Pirate....WIIIIINNNSSS!!!

Let Tal win, after that debacle of a comment I left on her page I need her to be in a good mood to not send half the website after me to kill me.