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Tournament of BOWER!!!

solid_snake95

I am holding a mortal kombat tournament of both male and female to win the hand of my daughter Tal's hand in marriage! There are no limitations to the weapons you can use. With that said...

(Tal is married to Gurren now so the prizes change as time passes)
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FIGHT RULES: (PG.52) Okay this is the proper fight rules now....name a number and when I get the chance I will roll the d&d dice to get a number. Whoever gets the closest to my number wins and the loser loses one life. Each fighter has 3 lives each confrontation.
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Bascially here are the do's and don'ts of this forum...

YOU CANNOT TALK ABOUT-
·Derailing the thread by trolling
·instigating (basically same as above)
·petty fights (shit talking)
·role playing outside of fights

You can however-
· Talk about battles and the people in them
· Talk about the prizes (I saw 413X's posts but they mostly made me rofl so that is fine)
·Post battle related memes if you want
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SEASON ONE!!!!!

Update:

ROUND ONE RESULTS!!!
MAR-1-2020
PRIZE: TALMERIE-CHAN
WINNER: GURREN-CHAN
STATUS: NOW MARRIED
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ROUND TWO:
MAR-2-2020
PRIZE:
TORI TORI
STATUS: GHOST'S SLAVE
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ROUND 3:
MAR-3-2020
PRIZE:
Joseph
Status:
DECEASED BY DATBOI
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ROUND 4:
MAR-4-2020
PRIZE:
PANDA (HORSE DONG MASTER)
STATUS:
MIKAN'S HUMAN DOLL TO DRESS UP AS SHE PLEASES
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ROUND 5:
MAR-5-2020
PRIZE:
GDMH (PEG BOI)
STATUS:
Vinyl's Grinch F**k puppet
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Round 6:
MAR-6-2020
PRIZE:
LAMBY
STATUS:
GHOST'S WIFE
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ROUND 7:
MAR-7-2020
PRIZE:
VINYL
STATUS:
PUSSY WHIPPED BY TALMERIE
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ROUND 8:
MAR-8-2020
PRIZE:
[DERP] SOLID SNAKE
STATUS:
Vinyl's Husbando
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Round 9:
MAR-9-2020
PRIZE:
KUROK
STATUS: VINYL'S PERSONAL CHEEK CLAPPER
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Round 10:
MAR-10-2020
PRIZE:
Frankie
Status:
Vinyl's pet doge
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SEASON ONE CHAMPION:

V I N Y L

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S E A S O N 2
BEGINS!!!!

ROUND 1:
MAR-19/20-2020
PRIZE:
GHOST
STATUS:
Hired on as Vinyl's Feet Pic guy with excellent health benefits
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ROUND 2:
MAR-21-2020
PRIZE:
SPARKIE
STATUS:
Banged by Majin Kefla (413X)
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ROUND 3:
MAR-22-2020
PRIZE:
BLACKHEART
STATUS:
Adopted as Rinkae's Little Sis Sis
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ROUND 4:
MAR-23-2020
PRIZE:
CERO
STATUS:
Catch and release by 413X???
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ROUND 5:
MAR-24-2020
PRIZE:
DADDY GURREN
STATUS:
D I V O R C E D BY Rinkae
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ROUND 6:
MAR-25-2020
PRIZE:
ONIZUKA
STATUS:
Mouse Queened
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ROUND 7:
MAR-26-2020
PRIZE:
VINYL
STATUS:
Kurogiri to Rin's Toga
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ROUND 8:
MAR-27-2020
PRIZE:
TAL
STATUS:
Robo-Maid to Vinyl (Revenge prize)
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ROUND 9:
MAR-28-2020
PRIZE:
HORSE DONG PANDY!!!!!
STATUS:
Vinyl threw Panda to Beherit, to be a demon militant.
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ROUND 10:
MAR-29-2020
PRIZE:
AUDIO-SENPAIII
Status:
Gabe's favorite boy toy
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ROUND 11:
MAR-30-2020
PRIZE:
TORI TORI (GHOST CLICK BAIT ;3)
STATUS:
Bound by Fate to Ghost
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ROUND 12:
MAR-31-2020
PRIZE:
MIKAN PECAN GODDESS!!!
STATUS:
Rinkae's New sis sis
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ROUND 13:
APR-1-2020
PRIZE:
413X
STATUS:
SHREK'D IN THE ASS
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ROUND 14:
APR-2-2020
PRIZE:
RINKAE-SAN!!!!! (LOCAL YANDERE)
STATUS:
EVIL~ALLIANCE
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ROUND 15:
APR-3-2020
PRIZE:
RORIKKU-SAN
STATUS:
POWERED UP AUDIO'S MAGIC WITH BLOOD MAGIC
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ROUND 16:
APR-4-2020
PRIZE:
MIA-SAN
STATUS:
SLIME GIRL-ED BY RINKAE
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ROUND 17:
APR-5-2020
PRIZE:
CHARLES RED
STATUS:
TBA
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ROUND 18:
APR-6-2020
PRIZE:
SOLID SNAKE (ME)
STATUS:
TBA
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ROUND 19:
APR-7-2020
PRIZE:
rikosakuraochi
STATUS:
TBA
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ROUND 20:
APR-8-2020
PRIZE:
Baby
STATUS:
TBA
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Final Round:
APR-9-2020
PRIZE:
TATER
STATUS:
TBA

solid_snake95

Here is the link to her profile
https://maiotaku.com/p/reimisan

grandpa
Mar 01, 20 at 1:53pm


Why is it named after me?

solid_snake95

ITS THE "TOURNAMENT OF BOWER!!!" NOT "THE RIENHARDT SHOW"

grandpa
Mar 01, 20 at 1:56pm


My moms Italian, My dads German/Irish mix. Nice to meet you, my names James Bower
(Incase people thought I was Memeing I sent a photo of my ID to snake with some things blurred out)

solid_snake95

Oh no!!

grandpa
Mar 01, 20 at 2:05pm

Does this mean I get to be the host/announcer of the tournament?? or do I get royalties

koroshiya_desu
Mar 01, 20 at 2:07pm

did someone say a 'killer tournament' *excited*...

reimisan

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