Awkward Story-time

Hey ya'll I created this thread for anyone who wants to share stories on of some of their most awkward experiences. Hopefully we can all get a few laughs, or be left with something along the lines of "yo..... whaaat?" I know I have a hella amount of awkward stories so I'll start off! Once upon a time I was at my gym and chilling in the sauna after a good workout. The only other person in their was this old man who was at least in his mid 70s. After a few minutes this old man comes up to me and introduces himself as Frank and starts going on about the sports on the T.V and how he's trying to get away from his wife or something. It seemed somewhat normal at first, just some old man complaining about t.v. and his wife but then it took a reeeeal awkward turn. He said and I quote "You know you remind me of my old black friend from many years ago, you both have the same smile... you should come by my penthouse and we could watch sports or something." I honestly don't really care too much for watching sports and I knew where this was going so I tried to decline this old dude. Then he goes on with the ultimatum that he has plenty of video games too. In my head I'm just like bruh I ain't 12 year old -_- Lucky for me a bunch of old dudes come in and starts blabbing to Frank, so I use that as my excuse to kill the awkwardness and get outta there. I've had similar/worse experiences like this at other gyms in saunas. Lesson out to ya'll AVOID SAUNAS when the older folk are in. Good chance you might find yourself with an awkward time.

When I was in high school I did a presentation on the Black Plague. I was supposed to say the sores were black and puss-y like filled with puss instead I said pussy. Yeah the teacher had to walk out she was laughing so hard

Way back when I was in high school we had a computer media teacher that was extremely obese. One morning when he came in and sat on his rickety stool it quite literally imploded under his weight, sending him toppling over. The majority of the class laughed a bit, sending him into some kind of doughnut-induced rage and he ended up sending pretty much the whole class downstairs to the head office for a disciplinary hearing(like detention).

a dude in walmart said he liked my rick and morty shirt i just stared up at him with an awkward smile it was like a traffic pile up in my head i was so close to saying "wubalubadubdub" thank jesus it didnt make it out

I was at a standard first-Aid course today and our instructor just stared playing Baby shark on the projector saying that it would help us keep a proper rhythm for doing chest compressions, not awkward just strange.

I'll give this a try. Back in college I joined a martial arts club. The first day I went they were practicing shoulder throws, I'd already done 2 years of chinese kung fu, and had been practicing on and off with aikido jujitsu so I was okay with jumping right in. The teacher paired me up with this really cute girl which I was nervous about because, if you've ever done any kind of judo/jujitsu you know it take you raming you ass into your opponent waist in the easiest explanation, and I didn't want to come off as a creep to her (which turned into an hour of me desperately trying not to pop a boner as she pushed her butt into my crotch). After an hour of practice and me fumbling through a conversation with my meager communication skill, I decided I was gonna wait 2 or 3 more classes and then ask her to hang out. As I'm leaving the class there's a guy waiting there. He said he'd been watching for about 20 min, waiting for the class to end so he and his g could go get food, pointing to the girl I'd been talking to. We stood there awkwardly for a second.