Best Comeback Towards Teachers

in my school kids would flip off the teacher when they turned their back. not really a come back but it can relieve stress but like, maybe this is the boomer in me but teachers get shit pay and have to put up with fuckin bratty teens all day iv had some mean teachers but if your just quiet and do your work they leave you alone (and if they dont you can try and tell your parents, guidance counselor and more, but talking back is only going to make the problem worse) sorry if this didnt help, idk google some fresh comebacks im sure there are web pages for shit like that (least there was in my day)

wtf your a 29 year old man why do you need teacher comebacks xD? your college professor will just kick you out of the course xD

Had this History Teacher in Middle School name Mrs. Hudock, she was bitchy so everyone called her Ms. Hugecock (not to her directly) And I remember hearing some kid actually calling her that XD

I had this really bad teacher back in 6th grade. She didn't like me, and I didn't like her. Got detention for no real good reason, I think one of them was for farting. So it was one of the final days of school and she decided it would be fun to give us a test. So after the test overview she said, "Alright, any questions?" My question was... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql4JgBBgHA4