Lowest Break Up

We've all been there either dumping someone or being dumped. That being said what was the worst/petty way you been dumped? This happened to me just 2 months ago I got dumped...through a motha fucking email...not a txt or a call or even in person a motha fucking email.

on the 4th of july for the pettiest of reasons with some lies sprinkled in after weeks of being distant "but lets stay friends" you can wipe your ass with that statement and itd have more meaning but after months of crying i realized it was a blessing in disguise xD

that kinda is the story but i can go into detail? got showered with "your perfect" "i love you" "ment to be" just for him to get distant for weeks and then when i pressed him about if he was gonna leave me he sayd ye and gave me 101 reasons as to why we wouldnt work, but 1 being the real reason hardest i ever fell for a dude in such a short time, i was thinking of the little house wed retire in and everything xD i even knitted him a scarf i was gonna give him when we met up but after the months of tears i realized that its for the best, and that he wasnt the kinda guy i wanted to be with at all rose tinted glasses

Brought a tear to the void in my chest. lol sorry for laughing a lil bit but I can't help but notice a personality you show off the comments you left in my other threads, or perhaps I'm looking in too much Idk. You come off as a hopeless romantic

aw thanx im curious on everyone elses responses as well