Lowest Break Up

Back when anonidate was a thing, I had just broke up with my first serious girlfriend (2-year relationship) and hooked up with a girl from that site as a rebound thing. At the very start she asked me if I wanted a serious relationship or just to be sex buddies. Poor little naive me said I wanted a serious relationship. First week was absolutely wild, tons of fun. Second week she pulls a 180 and for some reason goes completely cold and starts hating on me for liking anime (this is from someone who played video games like The World Ends With you, so really just a self-hating weeb). Might have had something to do with me refusing her offer for a threesome, but it just wasn't my thing at the time and with a name like Sammy Jo, I was expecting her friend to be some sort of inbred hillbilly. Anyhow, days go by and her attitude was just getting worse, so I dropped her like a hot potato. We lasted just over two weeks, so definitely a textbook rebound. About a week later she asks me to get back together. I figured, hey maybe she had just been on her period or whatever and accept. We go to Fanime together and I'm partying in a hotel room with a bunch of her friends, go to use the bathroom when I get a text saying she was taking the lightrail home and we should see other people. Turns out she had only gotten back together to be able to say she had dumped me. xD I keep partying with her friends who're none the wiser, eventually drag my alcohol-sodden mass to my car and sleep in the parking area til 6am-ish, then drive home. Life lesson: choose sex buddies.

I broke up with someone because they were far away from me and the fact that I was trying to comfort someone that liked me but I didn't like them....