Free advice for those who need it

Close your eyes and put something over them. Count to 100 exhaling on the even numbers inhaling with the odds. When you reach 100 count backwards, and repeat

I'll correct that for you. What you probably meant is "Don't trust a creature with 44 autosomes and 2 X chromosomes" I disagree with your opinion since exceptions always exist for everything :p

I have another question for you. Is it physically possible to light a gas outdoor stove with only a lighter and your own flatulence?

Well yes and no. No cause Cmon people who bullie you for an accent is abit of a petty person in their own right. Yes cause why block him i meen what are the chances that theyll even talk to ya. If they do they may apolgize or not talk at all.