Most Embarrassing moment

I once tried to form a sentence for 5mins while trying to order food at a restaurant. Only to order something I didn’t want just to get out of the situation. I didn’t like the food but I didn’t say anything o the waitress. I was out with the family and my mom started yelling at the waitress because I told her I didn’t like my food. I wanted to kms. I ended up just walking out to the car while they finished eating.

iv told this story before, but in walmart i was wearing a rick and morty shirt and a dude complimented me on it he was kinda cute so i couldnt even say anything, just smiled with my mouth open trying to form anything another time me and my mom were at a teavana there was this cute employee (clearly gay but still really attractive) and my mom says "ye my daughter is looking for some tea thats good for weight loss" to this day im still dead over that incident i guess im just bad around attractive people last one was my boob nearly popped out of my bikini top last week cause i got my ass kicked by some waves. not nearly as bad as the above but it easily could have been

I feel like I've posted this story before, but here goes. I was in college and trying to not be late for my photography class. The building it was in was right across the street. Well, the light for the crosswalk was about to change and I wanted to get across the street before it did. I started to run to make it, but I tripped on the curb and literally flew into the middle of the street! My umbrella flew out my bag and landed like. . .5 feet away from me. The traffic light had turned green, but nobody could move because I was face down in the middle of the road. Eating concrete. And there were a lot of cars. People were on the sidewalk gasping. So many witnesses. I'm lucky I didn't end up as a viral video on YouTube! O.O

one time I was wearing a dress and I rode the train and got off then a lady asked were a store was and she looked down and saw I had a boner. it was when I lived in Portland so it wasn't too bad, I was a little drunk.