Give some bad advice thread

Tell a girl your leaving her to be with a real man and that she couldn’t satisfy you at all. Then say it’s not your fault it’s mine and block her on everything. Also has to be super random and out of the blue

The best way to convince someone of your viewpoint is to oversimplify it into a slogan. If they question your logic, remember; the best course of action is (In the following order) 1: Insult them. 2: Force feed your "Facts" down their throat. 3: Call them a name or two 4: Berate their behavior 5: Make a big scene out of it. They're totally going to see your way now.