Give some bad advice thread

If you wonder whether or not you like a girl, try testing your post-nut feeling on her. https://youtu.be/ynLV6PYDryo

Welcome back Arc. As for my bad advice based on reality for me at the moment. Work all the overtime in the world including an extra mandatory Saturday while you have both a head cold and meds that raise your heartbeat at a factory job that doesn't give you time to stop, let alone control your own pace! Brilliant!

Yup. Arc is best cat boi. Also, I actually have trouble gaining weight due to those same meds I mentioned. American guys with the BMI of a Japanese male tend to be transparent to girls. They don't want skinny guys as much as you all think they do.

Okay, one more. The best dating advice ever: Be yourself. Don't try to be a better version of yourself, cause polishing your strengths and confronting your weaknesses and faults is hard. A boy/girl should like you for you. You're fine just the way you are. Which is why, when you get turned down, the best thing to do is blame them for it and make a total ass of yourself in confronting them and their oh so shallow standards. If that fails, try to be someone else entirely overnight. Don't take your time and do it little by little, just... Binge the changes. Some of them have gotta stick, right?

across the tracks not down the street

remind a random girl on the street she would be so much prettier if she smiled women love that