Astrology Soulmate

"I do not know how you feel about this, but you were a male ♂ in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around the territory of Poland approximately on 1600. Your profession was builder of roads, bridges, docks. Your brief psychological profile in that past life: You are a person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man. Lessons that your last past life brought to present: Your lesson – to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in High Reason." That sounds about right. Especially the lessons part.

"your Life Path number is 2. It represents balance, harmony and partnership. You have the soul of an artist. You are a fine companion and possess a good sense of humor. Friends seek you out for your calming and peaceful company." To many strangers, I may seem chaotic and hard to understand rather than calming and peaceful :D(those people are probably not good at observing ppl)..True, friends/acquaintances may seek me for my calming,intellectual and peaceful company;however I cannot give tons of people of my company because I only have 24 hours/day.

"I do not know how you feel about this, but you were a male ♂ in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around the territory of Ontario approximately on 1425. Your profession was chemist, alchemist, poison manufacturer. Your brief psychological profile in that past life: You always liked to travel, to investigate, could have been detective or spy. Lessons that your last past life brought to present: You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and to distribute these feelings to all people." Why is my past life just as weird as my current one?

I like this though: "your Life Path number is 1. It represents initiative, potential and singularity. You are a born leader. You insist on your right to make up your own mind; you demand freedom of thought and action." cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

I do not know how you feel about this, but you were a female ♀ in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around the territory of Northern Canada approximately on 1350. Your profession was artist, magician, fortune teller. Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable of understanding ancient books. Magical abilities, could be a servant of dark forces. Lessons that your last past life brought to present: Your problem – to learn determination and persistency. Every misfortune should crash upon your strong will. Can you remember who you were?

My ideal love match doesn't exist!No wonder I didn't see the birthdates. http://wx4.sinaimg.cn/large/87d788b2ly1g4ggogwn3qg2049050q6w.gif

“When it comes to love and relationship, you are most compatible with a person born on January 8, 1965. You have a Love Match compatibility score of +188. Imagine being in love with your soul mate. On the negative side, you are most incompatible with a person born on April 13, 2000. Your incompatibility score is -141.” Sure, and I’ll bet even my soulmate DOESN’T want me. I know this is for fun but still. Also WHY are they older than me site!?!?