TOO Much Information!

Well i use my hands to do it less and less anyways because we have technology. onaholes do the job way better than the hand.

Oh? Gonna tell me how it is to beat my meat? Neat. As for women, I've experience there. Get things wet enough and sure as shit, there's noise. *Gasp* Go figure? Right? All moist 'n juicy like a delicious Thanksgiving turkey, gravy 'n all the trimmings...I'm may be hungry.

boi after i fap i have to go to the bathroom and wipe down or itll drip on my legs fun thing about ladies fapping is it gets most moist around the hole, not near the clit and its jsut a fact that if your hand is slapping your skin enough to make a noise its gonna be going fast and have less to do with an iron grip also moist vagina *gets nauseous* vaginas are so gross dicks are so nice simple, hot, hard so nice indeed

Gotta go all or nothing! Go so hard my next child will come out with a black eye. Meh... I know lamby, shit ain't like it is in porn. It's pretty quiet, unless you go at weird angles(air gets in), use lots of lube(All moooooooiiiiiiiisssssstttt.) and for men, unless you're using your dick like a joy stick on boss level. It's not speed, it truly is about pressure, like oh, I don't know... How hard you hit the base. Just a thought.