How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?

Dec 21, 22 at 6:17pm

Hi, umm, I'm so sorry to do this, but I don't know if I'm just stupid or my calendar is broken, but I can't seem to find October 32nd

lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi commented on How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?

lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi

Dec 21, 22 at 6:21pm

https://media.tenor.com/qKUUyHCrTRMAAAAC/uncle-roger-nodding.gif Oh October 32nd

Triscuit @bob_loblaw commented on How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?

Triscuit @bob_loblaw

Dec 26, 22 at 4:01pm

https://img.ifunny.co/images/603de34d34666c5764eea467596dabd9458a53684900ff1a5f40a5d4defe7d0b_1.jpg

lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi commented on How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?

lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi

Dec 26, 22 at 4:06pm

The number you have dialed has been disconnected

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 commented on How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7

Dec 26, 22 at 6:49pm

Extended warranty people after they get your number https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/513/012/625.jpg

Mountain Curly @forgetmenot commented on How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?

Mountain Curly @forgetmenot

Dec 26, 22 at 8:27pm

Just say "Hey mama, you an me gonna be togetha for eva!" Always works.

Arc @arc commented on How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?

Arc @arc

Dec 26, 22 at 8:38pm

"Hello. I am suffering from degenerative blue balls disease and it is 100% fatal if not treated. How do you feel about saving a life tonight?"

lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi commented on How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?

lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi

Dec 26, 22 at 8:54pm

What happens when they flip the script and cut your balls off? https://media.tenor.com/z1trlblpCbEAAAAC/aqua-aaaaa.gif

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?

Pete Zahut @criselington

Dec 26, 22 at 9:07pm

Excuse me, kind hero. Can you direct me to the nearest location in which I may purchase a calendar? I'm trying to figure out which day international taco day is, unless you know in which case you could save me time and money. Thank you for any assistance you can provide

Mountain Curly @forgetmenot commented on How to start a conversation when you are looking to date?

Mountain Curly @forgetmenot

Dec 26, 22 at 9:08pm

@lewd_araragi Get mecha balls and try again. "Steel Ball Run" Just hit its peak

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