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Men aren’t real?!

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saltycrackers
Sep 14, 18 at 3:30am

After some research, I’ve come up with the fact that men, the male human being, do not exist! The people who we have thought of as males, are actually Lizard Agents, working for the Korean Goverment.
They will trick you, with all they have! They even have this mechanical devise, code named “Penis”, that puts children in us, without us knowing!

Please, we must realize what is actually happening.
#NotMyMan

foo_fighter
Sep 14, 18 at 3:36am

all men are pigs jaja

saltycrackers
Sep 14, 18 at 3:39am

No, Lizard Agents!

randombaguette
Sep 14, 18 at 3:40am

saltycrackers
Sep 14, 18 at 3:41am

I KNEW IT!

foo_fighter
Sep 14, 18 at 3:43am

only zuckerberg

doppleman
Sep 14, 18 at 11:28am

loli_vampire
Sep 14, 18 at 2:13pm

We exist to infect women with our penis parasites.

marcus_k
Sep 14, 18 at 2:25pm

"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real"

and therefore, if mirrors, which reflect the surface of reality aren't real, reality isn't real
neither am I
neither is my dog

yes

saltycrackers
Sep 14, 18 at 2:27pm

I like tacos, also.

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