Men aren’t real?!

saltycrackers @saltycrackers started Men aren’t real?!

Sep 14, 18 at 3:30am

After some research, I’ve come up with the fact that men, the male human being, do not exist! The people who we have thought of as males, are actually Lizard Agents, working for the Korean Goverment. They will trick you, with all they have! They even have this mechanical devise, code named “Penis”, that puts children in us, without us knowing! Please, we must realize what is actually happening. #NotMyMan

foo_fighter @foo_fighter commented on Men aren’t real?!

foo_fighter @foo_fighter

Sep 14, 18 at 3:36am

all men are pigs jaja

saltycrackers @saltycrackers commented on Men aren’t real?!

saltycrackers @saltycrackers

Sep 14, 18 at 3:39am

No, Lizard Agents!

randombaguette @randombaguette commented on Men aren’t real?!

randombaguette @randombaguette

Sep 14, 18 at 3:40am

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saltycrackers @saltycrackers commented on Men aren’t real?!

saltycrackers @saltycrackers

Sep 14, 18 at 3:41am

I KNEW IT!

foo_fighter @foo_fighter commented on Men aren’t real?!

foo_fighter @foo_fighter

Sep 14, 18 at 3:43am

only zuckerberg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T7t9qey3zXk/maxresdefault.jpg

Machie Doppleman @doppleman commented on Men aren’t real?!

Machie Doppleman @doppleman

Sep 14, 18 at 11:28am

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hfFG4rsDSF4/maxresdefault.jpg

Koyomi Araragi @loli_vampire commented on Men aren’t real?!

Koyomi Araragi @loli_vampire

Sep 14, 18 at 2:13pm

We exist to infect women with our penis parasites.

Marcus @marcus_k commented on Men aren’t real?!

Marcus @marcus_k

Sep 14, 18 at 2:25pm

"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real" and therefore, if mirrors, which reflect the surface of reality aren't real, reality isn't real neither am I neither is my dog yes

saltycrackers @saltycrackers commented on Men aren’t real?!

saltycrackers @saltycrackers

Sep 14, 18 at 2:27pm

I like tacos, also.

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