Life Advice

Never try to stick a finger in your anus without any sort of preparation, you must dilate it little by little over various sessions before you can push a full finger in

Tight ass, I've pooped bigger than my fingers.... And,no. Thank ya. I've tried to hint to my girlfriend, buuuuuuuut.... Me thinks she's afraid of sticking a pinky in my stinky. ;P

@swadian going from sticking a pinky to a whole bag of jelly beans https://c.tenor.com/1RIJLgmjT2IAAAAM/jelly-beans.gif

https://youtu.be/1OsnGOuVwMk @swadian @yaasshat @hell_hound7

Wash your junk throughly, experiment with different soaps or shampoos since some can trigger allergies, if for any reason you must use any type of lube make sure to buy the water based ones as they don't leave residue in wherever you're sticking it into granted they shower. Flavored lube or condoms might make it more exciting for your partner when they give you a blowjob, remember it's all about being considerate for the other party.