Make A Lie Aboout The Person Above You

Has written the most elaborate essay I have ever read, about reconstructive genetic surgery to transform all of humanity into tiny bearded moles. It was so detailed, and he eventually went on to say and I quote "Just take the funding away from hospitals, schools, and governments. It's just that easy..."

COO of Magic Girl industries. Likes to spawn camp specific timelines just to see the recruits die over and over again. This your fault, not mine.

Has a giant test tube in his bathroom that houses the world's first genetically engineered cat girl. That way you can see her stare at you when you do your business.