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tsunpaper
dang.. Has been known to scrape mustard over lampposts hoping to attract the local wildlife.
satanishere
Um I have a pet wolf so I mean wildlife
tsunpaper
Okay then… hmmm Keeps a tiny impish man in a jar and shakes it on occasion because he makes a lot of goofy sounds.
satanishere
Sniffs the toilet repeatedly
wik
Jul 02, 21 at 2:18am
Clogs the toilet repeatedly https://media.giphy.com/media/1mimtb89t1cRpBaNPd/giphy.gif
criselington
Uses bananas as poker chips during his monthly poker game with monkeys and gorillas
tsunpaper
Keeps insisting that burning money as a prank is a good way to save 10% on car insurance.
projectotakux
Never considered the drawbacks to switching to Geico
tsunpaper
Regrets replacing his right hand with a gold plated shovel. The shovel was supposed to be used as an icon for his new cool and sweet title: The Golden Gardener. Due to a series of unfortunate events, the public had now newly dubbed him with the title: The Gold Digger.
hypermuteki213
This man sucks eggs
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