Alternative Sport

So I thought this would be a good idea of a thread. Free running, skateboarding, snowboarding, skiing, paintball, airsoft, martial arts. Just talk about sports that don't involve a ball bigger than 10cm in height.

@Ed That's hot. I wanna get one of each of these paintball markers. One Tippmann TipX and one Tippman Magfed TCR. https://www.badlandspaintball.com/12421-thickbox_default/tippmann-tipx-paintball-gun-deluxe-pistol-kit.jpg http://mediacdn.shopatron.com/media/mfg/3642/product_image/thm/t440_0ae538e35499936b22c6cc353a7fe072.jpg And I also want this mask, faceshield, and goggles. https://www.pbsports.com/images/magictoolbox_cache/8e6b92ab889ce7892d5bd649ee6c784a/20628/original/5f93f9204ba002a9b2b7a4276d80cf6f.jpg https://s3.amazonaws.com/sacompany-assets/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/06035212/Paisley_1-copy-min-purple.jpg The goggles need purple lenses. https://www.nencinisport.it/upload/articoli/zoom/oakley-line-miner-matte-white-oakley-269381.jpg

I wanna do tae kwan doe, more free running, maybe some skateboarding and BMXing. Obviously paintball too. I need to buff up rather than slim down. I could probably fit my arm into a mountain dew bottle.

i love esports YES THAT IS A SPORT

I don't dislike sports, but I did in school because I didn't wanna get smashed in the face with a ball. I like football because I like tricking and humiliating the opposing team xD. Football, basketball, baseball, softball, badminton I like. I used to play Badminton a lot but it's alternative sprots that I really enjoy. free running/parkour skateboarding, biking, martial arts, biking isn't really alternative but blah.